Snow Shopping

Here is my guide for shopping in the snow!

1, The best time to go out is at the sign of the first snow flakes.

2. Have a plan.

3. Think of the things you can't live without . . .
- bread
- milk
- vegetables
- fresh meat
- toilet paper
- spirits like whisky, run, volka, gin, booze

4. You should have parked as close to the store as possible.

5. Keep in minds that you may be snowed in for at least one day, so be prepared.

6. Don't worry about sliding all over the road.

7. Be prepared for hargy bargy!

8. Snow brings out the worst in people! Brilliant!